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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ§‘
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"