Bus Driver's Syndrome

**Also known as TTCToll Person's Syndrome)

When employees become so miserable with their jobs that they seek gratification and status as an authoritarian by refusing to help anyone.

Mira: That driver just double checked the photo on my bus pass, and threw me off cause I had blond hair.

Dawna: Shit dude, he must have bus driver's syndrome.

Bus Driver's Syndrome by Geoff Shoesmith April 27, 2008

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And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping by FIRC August 11, 2014

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Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

Bus driver spread by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

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New York School Bus Driver Drunk

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.

Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

New York School Bus Driver Drunk by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010