pertaining 

An ordinary word that suddenly becomes more comical when spoken by a one Faraz Fooker.

Faraz: "What you are pertaining to is highly indicative of yourself, Noel"

pertaining by Mr Hamed November 11, 2004

Partaining 

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

Partaining by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

Pertainage 

When one would like to appear intelligent and decides to create a word. Often uses words like 'Bro' and holds company BBQ's.

Sir Lambshanks declared on the 12th of July this here 2010, that the footnotes had no pertainage to the spreads.

Pertainage by DouchePolice July 12, 2010

Pertising

To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax

Sam was out pertising for so long last night that his wife had a go at him

Pertising by The train fingerer July 8, 2022