Ethon 

Ethon look like “The” serious type but he’s not. Ethons are tall ,strong, dark skins with the sexiest personality. Most ethons wear glasses and are FREAKY when it comes to relationships. There smart when it comes to girls and are always one step ahead . don’t mess with a ethon . there’s funny , athletic and fast . (GET YOURSELF AN ETHON )

(Get yourself an ethon) FREAKY. tall. Strong dark

Ethon by Cunt 123 May 15, 2018

ethon ward 

Faggot little Bitch wad

Of course he's a factor little Bitch was. He's ethon ward

ethon ward by I hate these pandas April 18, 2016

Weekend swing-ethon 

Swingers who throw a weekend party twice a year dedicated to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

My wife and I had a hot weekend at the swingers Weekend swing-ethone party last week. It was held at the lavish 101-swing-club in Beverly Hills.

Weekend swing-ethon by DW007 September 15, 2012

Wet Ethan 

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.

I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.

Wet Ethan by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019

Ethan Dolan 

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan 

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016

ethan dolan 

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

ethan dolan by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017