Moolpar 

Moolpar is to be used as an insult.

It is best defined as a brainless idiot. Someone very annoying or simply stupid.

Best used in online games.

Tarded - LOL Y U SO NAB HUEHUE I PWN

Piglet - Tarded don't be so damn moolpar...

Moolpar by Laiftyme September 12, 2012

Moorpark 

We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. Fuck yeah.

A typical conversation in Moorpark:
Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do?
Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...shit man, let's just go hang out at Vons.

Moorpark by psh_no July 13, 2009

Moorpark 

An AWESOME small town with nothing to do so everyone goes on UrbanDictionary and writes entries about it.

Hey where are you from?

Moorpark!!

Ohhhhh i heard about that on Urban Dictionary!

Moorpark by Mrraahh April 13, 2011

moorpark 

shittiest town on the face of the planet.
the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons.
all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life."
and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit.
everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak.
i am ashamed to say i live here.

kid number one: "hey what do you want to do today?"
kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!"
kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?"
kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."

moorpark by fmlislife February 11, 2009

moorpark 

The Coolest town in the whole planet. Where else can you eat subway, then loiter in front of a vons, then make fun of some 6th graders hanging oout at the park, examine farzalicious chicks and then make it home to catch your favorite episode od southpark and then call your friends and arange a sleepover and tp the gay kid at yur school whose name is probably ben. And then wake up and do it all over again. The answer. No Where!

Dude, i went to my cuzins house for the weekend and we had the coolest time ever.

Where does he live?

only the coolest place ever. Moorpark CA

moorpark by Sam The Sham who's nickname is Wam March 30, 2007

moolarkered

Something is seriously broken. It is beyond mullahed.

The development machine is moolarkered

moolarkered by Azbola June 21, 2007

Moorpark 

A small town with absolutly nothing to do at all. The majority of the girls are skanks and the majority of the guys are shallow immature butt holes. The only thing to do around here is smoke loads of pot and once you get busted by the cops they have to call for like 20 cars of back up. Then you have all the dumb people that get drunk every weekend have sex and contract gonarea. Every rumor gets around the whole town since its so small. The mexicans think they are the shit with their gangs, taging, drugs, and having sex with any living thing with a penis and or vagina. All the mexicans just yell at eachother "ay cochina!!" seriously shut up! unfortunatly im stuck in this hell hole for awhile at least im not in the class of 2012 and down. They all have stds..no joke

Moorpark haha what a joke

Moorpark by Curious Breanne August 17, 2009