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party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples
Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.
party hats by logos August 12, 2003

Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.
Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!
Party Hats by cat.c September 14, 2005

Chocolate Party Hats 

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats
I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!

party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.
I bought a packet of party hats.
party hats by badger777 September 17, 2005

Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.
Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing
Party Hats by eS Butcher September 7, 2012

Party hats

Boobs, when they have party hat icons over them in a photograph sent to someone on their birthday.
Liz has some fantastic party hats in her photo today.
Party hats by Mr&MrsBottoms March 3, 2015