When there is only one stall open in the bathroom however the toilet is a
hot chili pot (clogged and filled
to the brim with hot poop soup). You have to go but you can’t in reality shit in the toilet so you squat on the seat and take a long rope shit while shuffling your feet on the seat in a circle. Your shit can’t break, it has to be one solid log and you complete a full circle on the toilet seat. Officially putting a cap on that toilet. It’s done.
Summary:
1. Toilet has to be clogged and filled with shit
2. You have to shit on the seat without the log
breaking off
3. Have to lay the solid log completely wrapping the seat, ideally the beginning touching tip with the end of it.