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Commental 

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.
"Man your so commental today, cut it out."
Commental by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

commentate 

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.
Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.
commentate by QuickHook January 17, 2009

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

Commentalist 

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.
“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.
Commentalist by RMB78 November 23, 2017

comendable 

Knowing nothing more comendable for a mans recreation
Than Mirth which is used in an honest fashion.

John Davies in "Scourge of Folly" (1621), describing Shakespeare's understanding of comedy.
comendable by Hakan Gür January 8, 2008

commendable 

Joelle's word substitution for commendable was the cat's pajamas!
commendable by Mensreyah January 11, 2014