Nuts-Faced 

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

Nuts-Faced by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"

John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him

nuts in face by sheepy014 March 22, 2009

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Dragon deez nuts across your face by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

nuts in the face 

A basketball term used when someone executes a dunk with authority, hangs on the rim, lifts up his legs as if he was teabaggin his opponent (putting his scrotum on another’s head). See also ding alling dinner

Oh shit shaq just went nuts in the face on that nigga

nuts in the face by finnadat May 24, 2004

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

Dragon deez nuts across your face by topsdemise June 5, 2021

nuts in the face 

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

nuts in the face by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

nuts to the face 

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

nuts to the face by cpoc January 28, 2004