Vaseline 

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

Vaseline by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Vaseline 

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.

Vaseline by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019

vaseline 

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

vaseline by DoOsHtArD September 4, 2004

Vaseline 

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

Vaseline by Flared January 9, 2007

Vaseline 

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

Vaseline by El Barto May 11, 2004

Vaseline 

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

Vaseline by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Vaseline 

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

Vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023