SpreadFax 

noun.

the list of sexual partners anyone has been with

-to "spread" is to "open up one's legs" and engage in sexual acts-
SpreadFax is a play on CarFax but is a word of mouth history of anyone that the potential partner has been with sexually

Anthony: that's my new girl friend, she has a rocky past but i think i like her
Marcus: Well i heard she's been around, you better get her SpreadFax

SpreadFax by Nanz October 1, 2012

spreadah 

Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.

Who is this cougar sleeping next to me? I've never been so spreadahd in my life!

spreadah by kyle cota June 26, 2006

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Spreadater 

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.

Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."

Spreadater by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

spreadable by hmriw August 1, 2008

spreadbanging 

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

spreadbanging by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022

spreadable ham 

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

spreadable ham by sk8Trs July 4, 2020