Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

Paedosaurus by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Pedosaurus Rex

A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.

(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Pedosaurus Rex by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010

pregosaurus 

A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.

The only creature more dangerous than the T-REX was the pregosaurus.

pregosaurus by okcmatt April 17, 2011

pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.

You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.

pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010

pedosaurus 

pedophiles over the age of 50

Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.

pedosaurus by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015

Plebosaurus-Rex 

These carnivorous creatures lack friends, and make themselves look really good because they also lack self-esteem. These creatures know that they are Plebs and thus they don't change. They feed on the penises of teachers, being massive arse-kissers. If they get detentions then their lives are over, then contemplate suicide.

Some Plebosaurus-Rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. Life is better this way as scientists like Steven Hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while P-Rexes are in a close proximity. Steven, and millions of others like me, want P-Rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.

Chris: Lol, I just owned him on facebook! Look how popular I am, Imaginary Friend!
Spencer: Don't be a Plebosaurus-Rex, Chris!

Chris: Oh no! A detention! Why!! My life is RUINED!! I'm always licking Mr. Lavender's arse!
Lewis: You're such a Plebosaurus-Rex.

Plebosaurus-Rex by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011

Pregosaurus Rex 

A pregnant woman who acts as if she is the first person to ever be pregnant. Quick to anger and quick to tears.

I'm going to work late rather than go home and face the wrath of Pregosaurus Rex.

Pregosaurus Rex by Coward in the corner August 10, 2010