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The type of person who instead of grinding at the clubs, violently dry humps the girl in the back.
Man, look over there, she got hartley'd hard
hartley'd by level17 July 28, 2012

Harley D 

This person can be very annoying and obsessive and a lil bitch and can be jealous .However don’t listen to anything he says that’s bad as he don’t mean it, and he’s always sorry. Forgive him as he cares and don’t want to on bad terms with you
The word “Harley D means he will stop being a dick and talk to you about other stuff, you need to forgive him first, he will focus on talking to you just because your amazing”
Harley D by HHDeeg03 October 11, 2019

Getting Harley'd 

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."

Dirty Hartley

Dirty Hartley; During foreplay you proceed to mount your partner like a Polaris, pushing their face into the pillows and grabbing their ears like throttles. The sound “BRRRRRAAAAPPPP” is commonly made when they reach climax.
“Don’t you ever give me a dirty Hartley!”

I want you to show me how to do the dirty Hartley.”

Harley Douchebag 

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.
Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.
Harley Douchebag by Ljamc May 18, 2012

Harley Davidson 

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower
Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!