1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.
EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.
A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.
Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.
You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.
"Monoflower" (noun): A slang term used to describe someone who is mentally deficient or intellectually limited. The term plays on the imagery of a single flower in a vast field—limited in variety and unable to grasp the full complexity of its surroundings. It's often used in a lighthearted or sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone for their lack of common sense or understanding.
"Monoflower" (noun): A term used to describe someone who is a closet homosexual and, due to their insecurities, projects their feelings or frustrations onto others. The word symbolizes a person who has yet to "bloom" or embrace the full spectrum of their identity, remaining singular and constrained like a solitary flower in a world of diverse growth. Often, this behavior manifests as judgmental attitudes, overcompensation, or hostility toward others.
The way he criticizes everyone else's lifestyle makes it clear he's just a monoflower struggling with his own identity.