White men can't jump

Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.

White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"

White men can't jump by Aj323__ July 9, 2016

white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

white men can't jump by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017

white men cant jump theory 

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.

white men cant jump theory by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012

White Men Can't Jump Theory 

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.

"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."

White Men Can't Jump Theory by hygas September 28, 2022

White men fight back!

When Trump supporters get upset at BLACK Americans for a white Mormon Trump supporter allegedly deleting Charlie Kirk. Despite there being no black people in Utah, somehow racist MAGA started chanting in the streets White men fight back!

"WHITE MEN FIGHT BACK!" after a white Trump supporter deletes another white Trump supporter in front of white people in the whitest republican mormon state of Utah. White men threaten HBCU.. because...white people?

White men fight back! by Trump-Epstein_list_missing November 1, 2025

Dead White Men 

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.

Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?

Dead White Men by Mimir September 23, 2003

cis straight christian white men 

he invented pretty much everything good and bad

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.

cis straight christian white men by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022