dumpkin 

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to dump in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got emma to let us make a dumpkin, she kept it on forever

dumpkin by Spackler* May 19, 2010

dumpkin 

The act of taking a crap while jerking off. The best of both worlds.

I just gave myself a dumpkin. Im gonna go take a dumpkin.

dumpkin by jsr9055 December 28, 2011

dumpkin 

1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.

"hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?"
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."

dumpkin by courderoy montgomery February 27, 2008

dumpkin 

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.

dumpkin by Dean and the Nighthawk March 7, 2005

dumpkin 

1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.

2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".

Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.

dumpkin by scut monkey August 8, 2009

dumpkin 

Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from a girl sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Last night, after going out to eat at Bobby Big Sleep's Burrito Barn with my girlfriend and her best friend, all 3 of us had the runs, so, when we came home, my girl gave me a dumpkin while I glass-bottomed boat her best friend.

dumpkin by Nighthawk and the Dean March 21, 2005

dumpkin 

A pumpkin with a large shit taken on top of it. Preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (Or filthy human) works, too.

When he let his dog into the pumpkin patch, it became a dumpkin patch soon after.

dumpkin by Princess Lightbulb October 3, 2009