Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I
don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I
don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you
don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just
don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I
don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just
don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm
sure it's gonna be
fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be
fine! Ever! It's never gonna be
fine! What they had was so special, you
don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
