beat dick 

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

beat dick by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

Dick Beat December 

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

Dick Beat December by nuttery November 15, 2017

dick beat 

Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.

dick beat by Chester B. March 20, 2008

Dick beat 

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.

"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."

Dick beat by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017

Beat your dick off 

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

Beat your dick off by Zanbato October 12, 2016

National Beat your Dick Day 

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

National Beat your Dick Day by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008