Gone Fishing 

1. To checkout from reality. To be unaware of what's going on.
2. To drop the duties of daily life and go do something else, something nice.

"Honey, you good to go? We agreed today we'd settle the dentist bill, buy new shoes for the kids, drink tea with my mom and then you'd clean the bathroom filter, remember? honey...? Are you there...?" Johnny was gone fishing.

Gone Fishing by dadadal October 5, 2015

Gone Fishing 

A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)

The Phoenix Suns have gone fishing!

Gone Fishing by HardBodies June 19, 2008

Gone Fishing 

Crazy; having gone insane

"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."

Gone Fishing by Skunk April 22, 2004

gone fishing 

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

gone fishing by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

gone fishing 

when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water

gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...

gone fishing by blenheimlad February 22, 2011

gone fishing 

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

gone fishing by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022

Gone fishing 

1. A prosedure in which a man hangs his wang out into the red sea with bait in which will track down eggs that look hot and sexy(try not to go for a retarded one).

2. A sign that tells someone that the person is gone(but they are really doing definition #1).

3. A women that shoves fish into her vajingo.

Dude, how many times have you gone fishing with her?

Go hang a gone fishing sign first.

You women have gone fishing too much.

Gone fishing by jjyoface January 9, 2008