bunter 

A cross between banter and munter. It is used to describe someone who is a good laugh, but is ugly.

Girl 1: Met this really funny guy called George at the casino last night.
Girl 2: Was he cute?
Girl 1: Nah, he was a generous two out of ten.. such a bunter.

bunter by HettyPinkSlag December 1, 2010

bunter 

A person who says they will do something, but then they don't.

Deyan said he would get us candy, but he didn't. Deyan is a bunter.

bunter by Patem September 18, 2005

bunter 

a bunter is defined as a fat sweaty gambler, these are folks you don't want to mess with or sit close to...

Person 1: whoa wtf is that?
Perosn 2: eewwww ive never seen anything like it!
Person 3: what your looking at is in no other words decribable than a bunter!!!

bunter by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009

bunter 

v. to bunter. To assault a person, animal or object using only your erect penis. Females cannot bunter.

Bruce buntered Phillip in the bathroom of the gay club after doing some bumps off of Phillips buttocks.

bunter by steve grill April 6, 2004

bunter 

Someone who has a forbidden love of a female (often a teacher). Also lacks any sort of style, failing to choose any fashionable clothes and sporting hairstyles that get worse as each week goes by. Also has a cum stain on the back of his head earning him the name "cum head".

Often sleeps with hookers who other people pay for since they feel sorry for him and his inability to attract members of the opposite sex. Proceeds to deny such acts.

Goes out every Friday and drinks to drown his sorrows.

Also known for spending large amounts of times on internet forums making pretend friends.

"Hey bunter! You're such a cum head!"

"Ewww... did you hear about bunter? He slept with a spanish hooker!"

"Bunter gets hard over hunter."

"When Bunter has sex with a hooker he closes his eyes and thinks of Ms Hunter."

"Bunter thinks stargate is cool"

bunter by Xixou October 3, 2006

bunter 

A boring, dull thing or event. Adjectival form bunterous.

A: Did you watch the cricket match last night?
B: No, 'cos no good players were in it. It was a bunter.

bunter by bbrain429 March 30, 2009

bunter 

When the balls of a man hang lower than the shaft of his penis.

Oh my god you won't believe what happened last night. I took this guy home and he was sporting a bunter!

I jumped in the lake and was freezing, I had an instant bunter!

bunter by Bunterhunter December 3, 2011