Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara

Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge by jmjdthmhnsl April 30, 2019

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

shank's mare 

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

shank's mare by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

shank's pony by johnmartin October 4, 2008

Shag's a shag; pulls a pull 

Shag's a shag and a pull's a pull is one of life's little maxims that every bloke can say to his mate when discussing an awkward situation, usually about a girl, that happened on a night out. It simply expresses that in spite of what happened between them, be it heart-break or being pied off, he got his index finger or little man sticky!

Drew: 'Yo man, are you bothered that the bitch pied you off in front of her friends last night?'
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull

Shag's a shag; pulls a pull by Drewfinger December 5, 2019

spang's lip 

A huge obtrusion from the top of the lower jaw of Justin Spang.

It is very huge and obtuse looking.

Bob: Dang dude, that bear is huge!
Jon: Not as big as Spang's lip!

spang's lip by L. Hanyo January 5, 2008

shang stick

A very tasty and delicious penis, one of a kind

Dood I would sooo fucking lick his Shang stick

shang stick by Shang slayer9000 February 21, 2018