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She's the girl everyone misunderstands. She's always insecure about every single thing. Very beautiful. Rare. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. Would do anything for friends. Sexy. LOYAL. Everyone wants to be her. Musically talented, competitive. Mess with her, you're in for the kill. Be her friend, she'll be the sweetest bitch you'll meet. Usually tall-ish with long black hair.
Girl 1: Who is she? She's so pretty and talented!
Girl 2: Gotta be a Janlane....
Janlane by watchulookingat November 11, 2011
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This piece of artwork just sweeps an aura of Janane over me.
Janane by Mindayum June 23, 2010
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Janeane Garofalo 

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."
Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009
Female Name Meaning Shining Light

-Often Very Beautiful with memorable Eyes

-Honest

-Benevolent
-Brilliant & Inventive
-Full of high inspirations.
-Courageous

-Friendly
-Honest
-Classy
-Determined
-Original & Creative
-Loud & Blunt
-Is the Best Friend you can have but can be the Worst Enemy if you cross them
-Compassionate, Empathetic & Caring
-Will do anything for anyone & often puts others needs ahead of themself

-A Leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes do not care to finish & may leave details to others.

-Do well in position of authority & prospers in intellectual & professional fields.
-Bold, Independent, Inquisitive & Interested in research.

-Know what they want and why they want it.
-Very Intuitive & have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which reward through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions & scientific research.

-Operate on spiritual side of individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity.

-Always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show their mental abilities & find the purpose and meaning of life.

-Want to grow wise & to understand people & things.
-Need privacy to replenish energy.
-Have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
That's got Jalane Written all over it!

That Girl is So Jalane!

Its as loud & bright as a Jalane!

Shes gonna go full Jalane on you!
Jalane by Chachi18 January 31, 2017
The most beautiful woman in the whole world. She has an 800 heart beat stopping smile and is the best company to be in. She's so passionate and is a blessing in anyone's life that she plays a role in. The person who calls her their own, is so lucky. She's perfect, inside and out
"have you met jananee? She's the girl of my dreams!"
jananee by crystabelle November 23, 2021
1. Janeane

Funny, outgoing, sexy, really bitchy, but somewhat lovable. loves to tease and flirt. Always is a smart cookie but can be a bitch about it.

sexy smart bitchy outgoing funny flirt
Janeane Garafolo
Janeane by AvaSarene February 3, 2010
He is the mos toughest and handsome guy you’ll ever know. He’s known for being fast and playing lots of sports. Everybody loves to be around him. He has a delightful appearance.
Jalanee is to damn fine
jalanee by Love.is_love April 20, 2018