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(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup
Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!
the point of black out drunk. Drinking yourself to sleep.
Bill: hey man do you remember last night?
bob: no man I was totalled last night.
totalled by e-rod culbertson January 22, 2008

T-Totalled 

Ah man! So sorry I didn't reply, I passed out I was so t-totalled !
T-Totalled by Hananichi August 2, 2016
Beyond repair or not worth repairing.
After hitting the tree, the car was totaled. Well, maybe it could have been put on the road again, but the insurance adjuster wouldn't authorize the payment.
totaled by Bob Lipton August 31, 2003
A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.
A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."
totaled by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

tee totaller 

Someone who doens't drink or smoke
She's a tee totaller!
tee totaller by Zorbish November 1, 2007