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A person of great intelligence, with their own sense of humor.
A person who is always trying to help, but still gets the shit end of the stick.
Jim: "Mattais helped me clean up after the party"
Sadie: "Pshh, he probably made the mess anyway."
Mattais by sunbitch November 4, 2011
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Literally the sexiest person in the world, Obama himself would date him, and has the biggest cock in the world. Could be anywhere and people would know him
God I wish I could be Mattais
Mattais by Fire Toaster November 26, 2019
The greatest gamer in the history of gamers. Literally the most absolute stud of a guy
Person 1: Damn I wish I could be Mattais
Mattais: Yeah you do
Mattais by Fire Toaster November 28, 2019

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Mad Dog Mattis 

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.
Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming
Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen
Mattias by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020