the
art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans
vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron
table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got
drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally
broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.