umpulumpas

a fat little migit with orange skin, green hair and fucked up knees, not a cripled migit in a cage.

"did u see the umpulumpas?"
"yes, there was one, but it was moving."

umpulumpas by bull shit April 22, 2004

umpulumpas

a little man who is fat wit creamy orange hair( he seems as if he is tom heston hahaha) that fat boy pigglet

ahhh the umpalumpa tom is here

umpulumpas by nonurbusnusness March 17, 2003

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

UmpaLumpaed 

when a person gets a overzealous, bad, orange spray tan.

Kami: I went to get a spray tan today.

Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?

Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.

UmpaLumpaed by Kamilicious March 5, 2010

Umpalumpa 

The way to spell Oompa Loompa if your name is Brad.

Sure if u say so umpalumpa ill just step on u goooon

Umpalumpa by beatingbrad December 19, 2020