Dick to ass 

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.

That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people

Dick to ass by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011

dick to ass 

a dick in your ass

linda:man jeff realy dick to assed me last night
her mom: isn't that the cats name

dick to ass by joe is a cutie February 1, 2020

dick to ass ratio 

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).

That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.

dick to ass ratio by FistingJamboree August 13, 2017

ridin' ass to dick 

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.

Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.

ridin' ass to dick by Prilldonious May 30, 2007

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

tell your asshole to suck my dick by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time by eda-skip October 15, 2021