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Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
poop pill by skeletalchild November 11, 2021

Poop pillow 

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
Poop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

poop pillow 

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.
poop pillow by John 1-2 December 9, 2008

Poop pillar 

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
Poop pillar by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Poop Pillow 

The act of pooping on a pillow, then shuvin yo sexual partners face into it.
Bill "Dude, Sally wasn't that good last night. So I gave her a poop pillow."