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stealing the monkey's banana 

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

Pack of Banana-less Monkeys 

A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.

Monkeys and Bananas 

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas
People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

monkeys can't sell bananas 

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.