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gamble on a fart 

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
gamble on a fart by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

degenerate gambler on a hot streak

one whose game (sexual) has reached a peak after a long period of inactivity
I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.

Built like the gable end o' a fiver 

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.
Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver