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dirty straw 

the dirty straw is when two people are making out, and one of them burps silently but does not stop kissing, and the result is that the one person blows their burp breath into the other person's mouth. this is called giving someone the "dirty straw".
"I was really turned on by Mike's kissing, until he had the nerve to try to get away with giving me the dirty straw. It was disgusting."
dirty straw by John Muller July 16, 2008
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Dirty Straw 

When a man gives anal sex to a woman/man and then inserts their penis into the lover's mouth.
Last night, Toby and I had one too many and he gave me a dirty straw...
Are you gay now?
Maybe.
Dirty Straw by AnalisaPaine August 23, 2011

dirty straw 

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
dirty straw by 89anderson June 10, 2017

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail 

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

Dirty Strawberry 

When a girl's asshole is so clean that you can stick a strawberry in it and then proceed to eat it out of her ass.
My trig teacher is so hawt. I wish she's down for a dirty strawberry...

Dirty Strawberry 

When you shave your little wigger, juice that puppy, throw away the seeds, splooge your partner (particularly a grenade) in the mouth, and squeeze the milk out of her floppy tits. Some may also call them, "sags."
My hooker friend Cinnamon got the dirty strawberry by Jorge the male prostitute after she got drunk and asked Jorge to shave her beastly chacha.
Dirty Strawberry by HarryVenus69 August 17, 2010

Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat 

This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.

This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.

PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!

Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!

Bob: Yep.