mouse's ear 

tight pussy

she was tight as a mouse's ear

mouse's ear by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

mouse's ear 

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

mouse's ear by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

as soft as a she-mouse's belly 

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

as soft as a she-mouse's belly by llanellirog September 18, 2005

mouse's ear 

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

mouse's ear by mgbeach September 7, 2006

Mousey Soup 

When a Mousey comes into your house makes you a hot bowl of soup then proceeds to pee and poop in it while some random kid named Jimmy comes in and puts some asain wantans into the soup and while this is happening you are drinknig your own bodily fluids from a straw.

I just got mousey souped. how funny.

Mousey Soup by 619drumer March 21, 2009

mouse's ear 

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

mouse's ear by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

Cock like a mouse's ear 

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009