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Momdom
A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.
"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."
Momdom by BalrogLune February 11, 2018
Soccer Mom'd
A more severe version of owned. Being Soccer Mom'd is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.
Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!
Soccer Mom'd by Dave McLaughlin June 16, 2004