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George Takei Syndrome 

A condition afflicting Facebook users causing them to go overboard in re-posting things to their feed (videos, pictures, memes, etc.). Named for Star Trek star George "Sulu" Takei, whose constant posting of humorous memes has lead to his being hailed as "the funniest guy on Facebook."
"Dude, how much crap do you post to your timeline every day? You need to calm down, it's like you have The George Takei Syndrome!"
George Takei Syndrome by stewbeef August 11, 2012
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Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away
Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way
Taker's Dozen by anonymous July 9, 2022

Test taker's remorse 

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.
I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

Santa's Take 

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end
Santa's Take by WillyJK December 23, 2008

Teo's take 

When Teo starts analyzing anime.
"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."
Teo's take by Kalcho January 21, 2021

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Cool!

let's take this inside! 

in stead of taking it outside and fighting,
you go political and take the discussion inside.
dude1: im going to smash your face in!
fag: i have a better idea, let's take this inside!, and talk about it