khf

"Okay, have fun."

except it's generally used in a more dismissive sense as most kind people tend not to condense "have fun" into just two letters unless they're driving, in which case they're douchebags for texting while driving.

Jane: "Fuck you. Don't bother calling me back!"
Alex: "khf"

khf by AnAnonymousThrowawayAccount August 1, 2011

KHF

Short for "Kiss, Hug, Fuck"

"hey Wynnie, are you down to KHF tonight?"

KHF by Tkzn January 17, 2025

`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\[outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ 

Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.

Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
Person 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 1: `~1qaz!QAZ2wsx@WSX3edc#EDC4rfv$RFV5tgb%TGB6yhn^YHN7ujm&UJM8ik,*IK<9ol.(OL>0p;/)P:?-'_{"=+}\|
Person 2: `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~
Person 1: Don't you know what you have done?

Person 2: *ascends*

`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\[outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ by QwertyBored December 20, 2019

13579-qetuo[\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsa]piyrw=08642`

Wow. I didnt think anyone could get this far... I mean, I did. But still. Wow. 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` is every letter on your keyboard. You skip ` and start from 1 and then type every other character fowards and backwards. I would say that you should just do your damn homework already, but I dont think you may have dropped out of school by now. Congratulations... I guess.

"I'll just type 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` into urban dictionary to see what happens"

13579-qetuo[\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsa]piyrw=08642` by Foux April 14, 2022

`24680=qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm./,nvx;khfs]piyrw-97531~@$^*)+QETUO{|ADGJL"ZCBM>?<NVX:KHFS}PIYRW_(&%#! 

I was the first person to come up with this combination. So if your seeing this, go get a life. :)

I was really bored so I typed in: `24680=qetuo\adgjl'zcbm./,nvx;khfspiyrw-97531~@$^*)+QETUO{|ADGJL"ZCBM>?<NVX:KHFS}PIYRW_(&%#!

`24680=qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm./,nvx;khfs]piyrw-97531~@$^*)+QETUO{|ADGJL"ZCBM>?<NVX:KHFS}PIYRW_(&%#! by Bobbitta February 10, 2022

khfaewfycionpij 

When you smash the keyboard because you don't give a fuck.
Alternatively, you could have a stroke while on a computer.

Person 1: I think Gary is having a stroke.
Person 2: Yeah, maybe?
Person 3 "Gary": khfaewfycionpij...

khfaewfycionpij by KRONKADONK] August 26, 2020

opfkp;khfh' 

What happens when a human being is raging in call of duty or fortnite and becomes dellor.

GOD DAMN IT opfkp;khfh'meg;lkrtrtgdmkh;lrt'hkgt;rthjgtlhfglkggjkjlg;hfkglg

opfkp;khfh' by Word-Man October 12, 2020