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to either masturbate for hours or party, without any notification to which
i'm gonna go pizzard all night
pizzard by guindi August 24, 2011
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A cross between a puppy and a lizard.
What would you call a cross between a puppy and a lizard? A luppy? - NO! A Pizzard
Pizzard by ApertureSci987 June 14, 2018
Pizzard is a Bleach (Anime) Hollowfication of a soul reaper in other words, Vizards
That soul reaper is going to become a pizzard!
Pizzard by BoneyPhony October 18, 2022
Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.
“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”
Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

pizzarelli 

can you lift this couch for me. pizzarelli} isn't strong enough.

pizzarrhea 

A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (

Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.