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Sweet anal sex of sexiness.

(can also be used as a verb, meaning "to buttfuck")
Example 1:
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you chumna Michelle last night? She's been walking funny all day!"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, I chumna'd her sooo hard. She wont ever walk in a straight line again!"

Bro 1: "BROFIST!"

Example 2:

Bro: "Have you ever had chumna before, babe?"

Babe: "No, but I heard it smells awful."
Chumna by Master Jizzmyself July 4, 2011
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Chumani is gorgeous. Chumani is funny. Chumani is a girl that makes people feel comfortable, even in the most awkward moments. She has fiery brown eyes that are so easy to fall in love with. There's no one you can compare to this girl. She's smart, lovable, laughable. If you ever get a Chumani in your life and never let her go. You'll never forgive yourself if you do. She should be treated like a princess, because it is what she deserves. She is great, and you'll be lucky to ever see a girl as pretty as her.
Guy1: Duude, did you see the new girl?
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.
Chumani by SDerrr March 12, 2013
Related Words

Chumastik 

regarded with especial kindness, love and tenderness.
There are 2 chumastics in this world
Chum i am your Chumastik.
Chumastik by Chumastik June 13, 2012

Chumbawumba Challenge 

The chumbawumba challenge is a drinking game that originated at Indiana University that is named for the band Chumbawumba and their most famous song 'Tubthumping.' During the chorus of the song the band sings "you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink, you take a lager drink, you take a cider drink"

Those attempting the challenge are to take all four drinks while the song is playing and are to finish all four before the song ends. Sounds simple but in actuality is quite difficult.
Aaron: dude, we are totally doing the Chumbawumba Challenge this weekend!
Ben: Fuck yes!
A portmanteau of "chum" and "comrade".
What-ho my old chumrade! I'll see you in the Pink Pussy later for vintage champagne and a lungful of Navy Shag. Better wax the moustache first.
Chumrade by Russ Roberts September 15, 2007

churnalism 

Term coined by author Nick Davies to describe poor practices of modern day journalists who "churn" or recycle news stories off the wire or internet without appropriate critical investigation.
Where once journalists were seen travelling out and about in the search for facts, a large majority are now, literally, chained to their desks waiting for the next major scoop; eager to be the first to report on the topic and thus draw traffic to their news sites... this is churnalism.
churnalism by Kimberly Lester April 21, 2008

cumnacious 

having, or referring to an explosion of joy in your pants.
dude doing your mom is so cumnacious.
cumnacious by beg4myskills November 20, 2009