Neufluence

To negatively influence someone into going on a booze bender lasting days possibly weeks. This usually occurs at work or on a job location and entails coming into work drunk and keeping the buzz going through lunch.

Jesus, someone must have Neufluenced Robbie today because he came into work drunk and then had a $78.50 bar tab at lunch. This indian is going off the reservation.

Man Bob's cat must have died last night because he went out and got Lohan drunk, I wonder who Neufluenced him into being Bobbie Bender today?

Neufluence by Jim Kelly HOF12 July 1, 2011

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nonfluencer

When Uncle gets zero hits on TikTok after posting a video of Bob The One-Eyed Chimp scoring a 1590 on the Scholastic Aptitude Test

Uncle: posts video.
Bob: boy what a nonfluencer.

nonfluencer by Bob The One May 18, 2024

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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