One who is moist and cowardly. *This "one" can be male or female, and does not have to be human.
Mike thinks he's the man, pushing people around and being snarky all the time. Watch that boy cry like a little pusscake when I dish the business right back to him.
I did not coin this term, and for privacy's sake, I cannot name the guy who did. Well, at least the first person I heard say it, who, incidentally, is not the type to copy. Therefore I assume he coined the term. Anyway to the dude who said it first (initials ST): You rock!