poov 

Promise on our Vaginas

"Did you lie to me about not wanting to go shopping so that you could see mark?"

"Of course not!"

"Poov?"

"Poov."

poov by roccobocco23 May 16, 2010

poov 

When you are walking to a toilet and about to shlt your pants so you flex your butt cheeks, hold your breath and do that awkward walk where any incorrect step will cause you to decorate your underwear.

This poop move is a Poov.

Did you see him poov to the toilet?

poov by Jigolly October 15, 2019

poov 

to have sex while eating chicken and drinking kool-aid.

we were pooving at the party.

poov by heather and kayla January 13, 2009

poóv

“poóv” is a term meaning feces or poop

“karen left poóv in the toilet and didnt bother to flush”

poóv by poopbaby69 July 10, 2020

poovenir 

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

poovenir by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

Mt. Poovius 

When a fucking human being takes an overdose of laxatives, lays on the ground and shits all over himself, in a shower of shit.

"If Wade does a Mt. Poovius that rates over 8 out of 10, he can watch TV in my room."

Mt. Poovius by Bibble Beaconeater June 24, 2009

Poovery

A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.

Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.

Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021