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A "lucent" is a slang term for an older male

Lucents are classified by their:
Unemployment: Lucents are unemployed and do not attempt to become employed.
Laziness: Lucents spend their day on the bed, consuming junk food and watching television.
Hair: Lucents are unable to grow a full beard or moustache, and most are bald to some extent

The term "Lucent" is a portmanteau of "lose" and "cent", attributing to the fact that lucents frequently lose and misplace their money.
Person 1: The man in the next apartment never comes out. It's as if no one lives there at all.
Person 2: He's a lucent, it's better to ignore their type and let nature take its course.
Lucent by pizza829392 May 8, 2020
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Lucent Dossier 

Lucent Dossier (Loo-sent Doss-ee-ay) is a traveling group of performers. The are amazing. You probably know them from the Panic! At The Disco video, 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'. They were also on tour with Panic! At The Disco recently. They are themed in performing arts, sort of a 'Cirque Du soleil meets Moulin Rougue'. They are also known for their burlesque-themed outfits and style...and very crazy make-up. Roger Fajas seems to be the ringleader.
Person1-Dude, Check out Lucent Dossier. They put on an amazing show.

Person2-I already have. I must say that Ringleader Roger is absolutely awesome.
1.An amazing woman.
2.Someone who possesses inner and outer beauty, kindness, strength, a strong will, and stays true to her friends.
3.A woman who is sometimes impulsive or at times doesn't make the best decisions, but who's good character makes up for it.
4.A chick who's got wicked style.
All my friends suck.
You need a Lucette!

Mom: Is that a tattoo on your face!?!
Kid: Yeah. Sorry, I know you didn't want me to get it... But I still got the volunteer job at the old age home.
Mom: You're such a Lucette. I love you!

Looks like you're trying to pull off a lucette with that new haircut.
Lucette by Vancitychick May 3, 2013

LaCenter 

A place where there is nothing interesting what-so-ever. Despite the aspiring name. This place produces what is known as a LaCenter Phenomena. The LaCenter Phenomena is where no people of great importance come out of a city, but there is one great person who comes out of the city. Sort of like what happened with Taylor Swift.
"Don't you know Bob, he is from a LaCenter"
LaCenter by Sir Barney Rockstar December 27, 2011

licentitarian 

Someone who claims to believe in and stand for "liberty" and "freedom", but what they actually care about is the ability to diddle whoever they want, whenever they want with no judgement and no consequences. A member of the Licentitarian Party whose mascot is a mother hedgehog eating her babies.
Here I thought we were having a great conversation about property rights and tax reform and turns out all he wants is to be able to plant his seed in any hole he likes; you know, a real Licentitarian.
licentitarian by SoldierDude4184 November 3, 2022

lucentfridge 

Wow he is so lucentfridge
lucentfridge by Skym82 May 1, 2017