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Abbreviation for 'eternally constipated on the internet'. Can be used as an acronym.

The term describes a person who doesn't let people live in peace, likes turning everything into a political argument for the heck of it. ECOIs are people with an unsolicited determination to constantly show frustration in the social media, through their own posts, or by commenting on somebody else's to aggressively get their point noticed, no matter how bitchy they'll appear to be. They disrespect everyone's opinions over any subject, are narcissistic in nature, and hate being intelligently overpowered. They're forever butthurt in nature, and triggered in life for no apperant reason.
Guy 1: Dude, Kevin's asking me to stop sharing dog videos, because he's allergic to them. What do I do?

Guy 2: Ignore him, dude. Kevin's an ECOI.

Guy 1: Ah! Got it.
ECOI by Ghostpepperchainsaw October 25, 2019
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Pertaining to environmental or ecological.
That logo has green text to represent ecoism.
ecoism by Design July 17, 2018
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An individual that lives a modern, eco-minded lifestyle. Ecoists have no particular age, race, nationality, nor a particular style. Their only common ground is the Earth.
Daryl Hannah, Ed Begley, James Blunt and Carole King are all ecoists.
ecoist by Tracy Stokes April 12, 2008

ecoillogical 

eco·ill·og·i·cal
ee-ko-ih-loj-i-kuhl
adjective

not ecologically logical; contrary to or disregardful of the rules of ecology and sustainable living; unreasonably deemed healthy or good for the planet

Related forms
eco·il·log·i·cal·ly, adverb
eco·il·log·i·cal·ness, noun

Antonyms
ecological
You know, Hamilton, while I do enjoy the fine selection of organic fruit in the Whole Foods' produce section, I just can't justify spending money there to support their ecoillogical long distance shipping policy. I would much rather support my local farmer!
ecoillogical by fearlessfantastic September 12, 2011
Guy 1: omg its ecoisk
Guy 2: he is such a fat bitch
ecoisk by mrtechtips August 6, 2022