Pume 

To travel wicked fast, usually in the downhill direction. It is all about sweet flow. Some report the sensation of floating. Some experience symptoms of permagrin. Experienced pumers describe pumin' as a state of mind, absent of thought. Often they describe they find themselves pumin' without realizing it at first. It just happens.

Pronounced like the sound a 10 year old boy makes when shooting invisible lasers. "Pyume pyume!".

My buddy pumed me to the top of the mountain in her truck, then I pumed down some sweet singletrack. I was so in the zone that there was only the pume. Later on we met up for a surf and went pumin' down some tasty waves. It's more fun with fellow pumers.

Pume by shredchic June 8, 2011

pume 

bouncing the fuck out;
leaving with great haste

" pume ... he was outta there"
"aint nothin' faster than a pume.."

mentioned in a Maino interview
'allegedly' (because i dont know) one of Lil Cease's guys got out quick after he got hit

he said it i didnt make it up-i take no credit

pume by gRyPhOn August 1, 2008

pume 

food eaten while tripping acid or shrooms. Has absolutly no taste or texture. pronounced poooom.

1)I think this is yummy, but it's just pume.
2)I can't taste this pume.

pume by Momomafro October 15, 2005

pume 

f**kin' hilarious.

Man 1: did you see her fall!?

Man 2: yeah man, it was pume!

Boy: what did zero say to eight!?

Girl: dunno!

Boy: nice belt.

Girl: hahaha....that's pume.

pume by TheScene. May 14, 2011

pume-ing

Pume-ing, also "puming" from the verb "to pume" is act of behaving like a puma. The puma enjoys sitting around, sniffing flowers, playing, and doing a task and then being distracted to go off puming. Pumas would rather sit around puming, and have a relaxed attitude toward serious tasks.

"I was supposed to tidy the house, but instead I sat around pume-ing, watching TV, playing video games"

"I wish I could just pume instead of having to go to work"

pume-ing by Professor Bottomeiser November 27, 2023

pumelo

A large fruit of the genus Citrus
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.

Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.

"In the dim, sputtering greenish glow,
she knelt and placed the pumelo upon
the altar."

pumelo by Deekoo L. August 28, 2003

Pumes 

Similar to a Puma, referring to a young woman with the build or makings of a Cougar.

I'm such a "Pumes"

uhh...

Fuck You Soup!

Pumes by dirtbag0154 July 24, 2010