An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately
A beer introduced by Anheuser Busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. This beer appeals to men who want to look like they're drinking beer when in fact they're drinking a Sprite in a beer can. This beer is for the guy who doesn't like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bud Light Lime was created for homosexuals who wanted to project the image that they were, "just one of the boys."
Mitch: I don't understand where all my Bud Light Limes went.
Aaron: I think all those fags on that boat next to us helped themselves. They wouldn't touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. Why do you drink that shit anyways?
Mitch: It's got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
Aaron: All I heard was, blah blah blah I'm a tiity baby.
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
Step 4: You must drink. And it might not be a Bud Light Lime, and I know you wished it was, but it's booze, so just drink it. And if you don't like Bud Light Lime, well fuck you, drink anyway.
One says," Bud Light Lime!"
James, Dan, and Tom put their fists down to the table, and than proceed to twerk.