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WALC Couch Humper 

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
WALC Couch Humper by sillygeese January 26, 2024
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A cross-breed between a walrus and a toucan. it has the body of a walrus and the beak, wings, and tail of a toucan. it is fond of eating homework.
Teacher-"Why didn't you do your homework?"

Student-"My walcan ate it."
Walcan by Mr. Genius 5872 December 21, 2010

Jennifer Walcott 

A Playboy Playmate who is so fucking hot i can look at her forever.
have you seen Jennifer Walcott? Shes SOOO HOT!
Jennifer Walcott by Easy-E June 11, 2006

WalChina 

A nickname for Walmart, the famous store that is at a city near you or that will be coming to a city near you. The place that steals dreams from small local store owners, where people get a job and then have to be subsidized by the local government, the store that people buy goods made in China because they say "we have kids and need to save money" but they are only hurting their own country and their kids future.
I'm headed to Walchina to pick up a 40 packs of TP and a tent full of toys and groceries that will probably be on a recall sometime soon.

Walchina gave $500 to our local school.

WalChina imports around $18 billion in goods from China every year. We let them outsource our way of life, our jobs, and our economy.
WalChina by Buy American! September 9, 2010
A Badass Motherfucker that steals cars; a tool for slicing potatos.
Wow that carjacker is such a Walczyk; This sack of poatos needs a Walczyk.
Walczyk by walczyk October 17, 2004

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach 

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.
Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.