A dark-complexioned male with an affinity for the color pink and painting his toenails. Cakewalkers are a flamboyant species, usually found breeding in dirty, dark quarters that reek of stale hair and cheap scents. Cakewalkers need to be spoken to slowly, as their minds process at only a fraction of the speed of the normal human brain. Cakewalkers require assistance in performing daily activities from menial activities down to hygiene. People who encounter cakewalkers must be sensitive to the fragility of their sanity, as they lack certain qualities.
/keik-waker/ n. 1 Term referring to individuals of the male gender falling under the category of pouffter boy. 2 Questionably homosexual males. 3 Males who prefer to dress flamboyantly with an affinity for the color bright pink. 4 Flamboyant male. 5 Males with strong feminine character traits. 6 Extension to the term "cake boy."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).