IOC 

IOC or Internal Oral Commentary is a assesment of the IB english course. Students are required to have knowledge of 2 or 5 texts depending if they are doing standard or high level english. The student is given one 40 line passage upon which to prepare a 12 minute speech in 20 minutes. It requires master bullshitting since few are able to in depth analyse everything in all 5 books before their IOC. Common side effects include crying, anxiaty, word blocks, and death.

How did Alex go on his IOC? He ran away crying before he entered the room.

IOC by AcedtheIOC December 11, 2011

IOC 

Spineless. When you (as an individual or an organization) resolve to do the right thing, then chicken out like a complete wuss. Probably because you sold out for the money.

I though you had principles, but I was wrong. So IOC.

IOC by subfuzion July 25, 2016

iOCD 

"iTunes Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
.noun

A rare disorder that develops from excessive downloading of music through torrents and the need to perfect and maintain one's iTunes library beyond flawlessness.

One who has iOCD habitually performs the following actions:

WITHIN iTUNES LIBRARY:
- adds perfectly sized, squared, high-contrasted, sharpened album arts to each album/song
- fills in correctly the titles of the songs, artists, album artists, album, composers, track numbers, disk numbers, genre, year, etc, according to the iTunes store (Ex. all words must be capitalized - this includes words like "of," "the" and "a" even though this is grammatically incorrect)
- rates each song according to personal opinion
- backs-up their iTunes library regularly
- adds songs to their iTunes library just for the pretty album art
- deletes songs/albums that clash or interfere with the look of their iTunes library

OUTSIDE iTUNES LIBRARY:
- willingly lends out their iPod to show off its superiority to other iPods (they are not shyPod)
- looks for flaws in other people's iPods and ridiculing them (Ex. "THIS ALBUM ART IS FUZZY!" or "YOUR 'of' ISN'T CAPITIALIZED!!!"
- frequently describes things as "tacky"
- dissing Windows Media Player

People who have this disorder may experience the following symptoms:

- staying up during ungodly hours looking for flaws in their iTunes library (though they may know that they will not find any)
- having urges to go on the computer just to admire their iTunes

"Loldee has iOCD. She was sleeping over yesterday and she spent the whole night perfecting my iTunes library."

Girl 1 With iOCD: "Your album title is wrong! Coldplay's X & Y should not be like X&Y! It's tacky!"
Girl 2 With iOCD: -checks iTunes store- "ZOMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!" -freaks out-

Girl 3 With iOCD: -checks out Dominique's iPod- "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY ALBUM ARTS?!"
Dominique: "How do you do that?"
Girl 3 With iOCD: "AHHH!" -dies-

Girl 4 With iOCD: -looking at Felix's iPod and sees song title 'internetfile_01'- "WHAT IS THIS!"

Girl 5 With iOCD: "MY LIFE'S WORK IS GONE!"
Kirk: "What happened?!"
Girl 5 With iOCD: "MY COMPUTER CRASHED, MY PRECIOUS ITUNES!"

iOCD by Loldee February 2, 2009

Iocane Powder 

A highly toxic substance with origins in Australia. Immunity from the deadly properties of iocane can be built up over a period of time if it is introduced in minute portions.

As read/seen in "The Princess Bride": the name was most likely derived from a slightly altered anagram for cocaine, a commonly used drug during the time the book/movie were written (1973, 1987 respectively)

Buttercup: "And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned!"
Man in black/ Westley : "They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to iocane powder."

Iocane Powder by Whompy Geeb September 3, 2011

iocane pussy 

A vagina that does not taste or smell like anything.

Iocane pussy is odorless, tasteless, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

iocane pussy by Jacob Mehoff September 18, 2008

IOCOAY 

Sam Pepper's word play of YOLO, standing for It's Only Christmas Once A Year. This may not be used as YOLO but only during the two upcoming weeks of Christmas as to not annoy the hell out of people again.

Sam: You can wake up and eat chocolate like YOLO it's Christmas- we need to think of a new one.
Tomi and Sam: It's Only Christmas Once A Year.
Sam: IOMO?
Tomi:YOMO
Same and Tomi: IOCOAY

IOCOAY by secretundercoveragent December 23, 2012

ioche 

Ioche is the fear of being an individual; the realization that you're not comfortable being you - leaving the question if you'll ever look in the mirror and be comfortable with the person staring back at you, questioning every feeling or decision you've had about yourself.

I think I’m and ioche bro.

ioche by I_am_touch_starved May 9, 2022