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fanny pack five 

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.
When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
fanny pack five by anoneomas March 22, 2019

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs 

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs

a sentence that utilizes all the letters of the alphabet; also known as a pangram. this particular sentence only uses 32 letters, something not so easily done. this sentence was the final answer to the challenge from the novel Ella Minnow Pea, by Mark Dunn.
"the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog" is another pangram; "Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs" is another

five and a half pack 

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing
never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you
five and a half pack by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Package Five 

Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.

Not to be confused with the five finger discount.

Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.
"Hey, that's a nice phone. I got the same one for $150."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."
Package Five by toma levine March 12, 2004