Blargony 

Sexual Frusteration.
Used when in a state of sexual frusteration.

"Blargony!! That guy is Hott"

Blargony by chikipoo April 26, 2010

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

blargonshnargle

A word that is said when one either cannot think of anything to say, or mumbles for an extended period of time.

1. Well, I thought... blargonshnargle!!
2. mrrgnshriforbastopin blargonshnargle.

blargonshnargle by Neill Peterson October 16, 2008

Blargonaut

A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!

"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."

Blargonaut by dnb February 19, 2003

Blargenyonger 

A mix of a blonger and a flargenyarg.

HES A STUPID TWITTER ADDICTED BLARGENYONGER! >:

Blargenyonger by sir nicky March 31, 2023

Blargon 

The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.

Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.

Blargon by Adam Machado July 28, 2008

Blargonshorgan 

Scottish/Gaelic term for one who is attracted to caterpillars

Man 1: Why have you never went out with anyone?
Man 2: Because I'm Blargonshorgan

Blargonshorgan by jinkie7 August 18, 2012