chufk

catastrophic harmful unfortunate karma

chufk chufk chufk chufk

by pbig May 18, 2011

CHUFK

an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma

Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK

by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011

Chufk

Chufk is a foolish anagram of fuck, plus an “H” that came out from nowhere.
It is a synonymous of “fuck”.

You drop a glass.
“Chufk” (looking at the sky)

by Madonna007 May 29, 2018

Chuck Norris of Cheap

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl

I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chuck it out

Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.

I’m going to chuck it out, it’ll never come in handy.

by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

ChuckHurst

a verb used to describe an action taken by someone who fucks up and blames it on someone else. Can also be used as a noun

Bossman: Gary, you screwed up the Goldstein account! I found the paperwork on your desk!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!

by Francis G. McBlanketlover July 22, 2010